Wake up babe, I smell smoke

Your Tenant wears clothes, right?

Well, except for their yearly retreat to Birthday Suit Bay.

No shoes, No Shirt, No Shorts baby!

Those deep v-necks need washed.

And dried too.

But here's the kicker:

Dryer vents get real dirty, real quick.

And can clog faster than a Thanksgiving toilet after the big feast.

As the fire marshal says, "These are the things fires are made of!"

Alexa, play "It's Getting Hot in Here by Nelly."

Your lease *hopefully* puts routine maintenance on the Tenants.

Make sure 'clean dryer vent' is on the list. 

It's easy for Tenants.

One less headache for you.

And keeps the firefighters at home.

By Landlord Legal

Pass the cranberry sauce, that's issue #72 of The Brief.

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